Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Tuesday, January 16 2007
HELLO MYSELF,
it's over and more is yet to come, i think, just looking at those "faces" just makes me so tired. But i feel wierd, at least i had something to do, now, back to homework, i can't afford to get into a lousy class anymore. i promised someone to publish this out,
THANK YOU jiayan stella crystal suyi wenhui cheryl cheong clare lydia. well, for everything. A huge hug for JIA for calling her insensitive (: p.s please rmb to bring herseys and a HUGE angpao.
This following is for Stel.
Last year, during examinations period, we're going through last preparation for Lit, yet this retarded short lady named HO. Was sleeping all along, she was facing the opposite direction from the teacher, which is, towards me. She was fast asleep, that's why she snorted. (giggles) So classmates surrounding her started to take notice of her. She was drooling, on the uniform, on the table. (fits) In result of her braces which made her drooling worser, she stirred, first licking her lips then wiping away her drool. (biting lips) I and some others started laughing and it attracted Banehneh's attention. Mrs. Banehneh walked towards HO's table and knocked loudly on the table. HO stirred again, this time opening her eyes, she knew Banehneh was there(maybe she smell her odour) and adjusted her seat and sat properly, by doing that her drool was sticking from her mouth to her table and HO used her uniform to wipe it away. (rofl) The End.
This following is also for Stel, and maybe Jia,Crystal,Nat,Jas.
After school, 6 of us, namely(those above) and me was at the canteen. Crystal was singing oldies and had to wipe away her drool cause' of her braces. We laughed. Then we started talking bout HO, the super drooler, and her super stinky drooled pillow. Everyone started talking bout' drooling during sleep, sleep-walking, sleep talking and so on. Everyone had a ridiculous experience, like mine. I was used to call Dad and Mom at night when i want to have a drink or want them to on the fan for me.(yes,yes i know) that night i was sleeptalking,"Mmoooooooommmmmmyyyyyy!." Mom walks to my bed sleepily,"Wwhhhhaaaat llaaahhhrr?" (No Response), Mom pokes me, i turned around and eyes, open slightly," Wwhhhhaaaat?" Mom."You Ssssccccrrrrreeeaaaaaammmeeeddd for me okayyyyy." i turned around and slept again. (hhuuurrrhur.)
Mom went back to sleep and the next day she told me," CHEWAN ah, next time hor don't anyhow call me leh. You poor MOM also need to sleep leh." (Confused expression) Mom: Fine, you sleep-talked. (Confused for a few seconds, OH.) "=.=
That is so spastic (:
must be
guai, must do homework, no defiance.
everydayissuchabeautifuldayain'tit?singsongstosingawayallsorrows.doesithelp?ihateyouilikeenglish@library(:
momento mori;